Frequently Asked Questions

What is Spanked It?

Spanked It is a bold, cheeky brand creating products designed to make an impact. We focus on quality, confidence, and packaging that looks as good as it feels — no gimmicks, just great products with attitude.

Is Spanked It a joke brand?

No.

While the name is playful, we take quality seriously. Every product is designed to look premium, feel intentional, and arrive beautifully packaged.

Are your products discreetly packaged?

Yes.

All orders are shipped in plain, unbranded packaging with no reference to Spanked It on the outside.

Where do you ship from?

We ship from the UK.

How long does delivery take?

UK orders: typically dispatched within a week for personalised orders

Can I send this as a gift?

Absolutely.

Spanked It products are gift-ready and make great presents. You can send items directly to the recipient — no pricing information is included in the package.

Do you offer returns or exchanges?

Yes.

If there’s an issue with your order or it arrives damaged, please contact us within 14 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.

For hygiene and safety reasons, some items may not be eligible for return once opened — this will always be clearly stated.

Are your products suitable for everyone?

Our products are intended for adults (18+).

Please read product descriptions carefully to ensure suitability.

Will my order look like the photos?

Yes.

All product photos are of the actual items you’ll receive. We don’t use misleading images or stock substitutes. However, due to wood being a natural material, difference in the grain can occur only adding to the beauty of your paddle!